SHE'S GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES
>> Monday, March 9, 2009
This is NutJob:
Cute, huh? I cannot take a flash photo of this beast without those evil eyes. I have tried getting her to turn her head a bit to the side, to look up above the flash, over the flash, under the flash, around the flash, eat the flash, but they all come out this way. The only thing I can think of to fix this is an exorcism because that is definitely Satan looking out through her eyes. Think of the fun I can have watching a priest try to spritz her with holy water!
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I think a virgin sacrifice should do the trick. I would have offered myself but luckily my wife took that shame away.
Looks more like Little Orphan Annie to me...
HA! I love it.
I have a dog with eyes like that too. And be careful if you do an exorcism.....once that holy water hits the fur? She'll sizzle I tell you!
SIZZLE!!!!!!
:)
The SD: Lucky for you you have Babyboo!
LL: You know what, she does!
Quirky: Sizzling NutJob - not a bad idea!
I have that same problem with Kayleigh, and the PhotoShop red eye remover doesn't work for evil dog eyes. It makes them eviler.
Clay: I tried that red eye remover - you are right. Just makes those eyes glow more! Satan. I just know it's Satan in a four-legged four coat.
Haha, someone above had the same thought as me. Do an exorcism. LOL. My pet's pictures all look like that.
EEEEKK!!
I don't know what you guys are using for eye remover but my Neutrogena eye remover will probably work. Once the eyes are gone, you can photoshop in glass eyes.
Wait. I checked again. My bottle says eye MAKEUP remover. Sorry about the confusion.
a lot bigger than i imagined... but i bet those glowing eyes make it easier for you to target the head when you hear barking and whining at 4 a.m.
CC: Gee, this is the first pet I've ever had that had these eyes. Did you corner the market in Evil Animals?
RG: I was thinking more on the lines of battery acid than Neutrogena.
Orion: Damn. I never thought of that! I'm off to Wal-Mart to by ammo for the BB gun!
Love it!
I have a cat with laser eyes, too. Trust me, when Nutjob asks for something, GIVE it, no matter how selfish or strange the request is.
Ame in TN
Hmmm... Nutjob must have been the black sheep of her litter... join the club, Nutjob!!!
Be careful when you call an exorcist. First of all, I couldn't afford to pay, so I got repossessed. Second, one time I called for an exorcist and Richard Simmons showed up.
Anon Ame in TN: Don't worry. She rules the house with those laser eyes and fangs. Makes you just want to snuggle up with her.
TJ: She is the perfect candidate for the BS Club! She sort of looks like a sheep, just the wrong color.
HS: REpossessed? Like once wasn't enough? Holy Reagan! I would love for Richard Simmons to come here! NutJob would think she had a new squeaky toy.
Be careful. Some dogs attack men in uniforms.
Hey, I'm just wondering if there is any way I could be Prefers Her Fantasy Life on your link list instead of P?
If not, that's cool.
Meg: Ask and ye shall receive! Your link has been fixed! Sorry 'bout that!
NutJob will attack men with or without uniforms. She does not discriminate.
hahaha! you MUST video the exorcism for us! ;)
Chat: I don't think there is a priest on the planet brave enough to perform the exorcism, and if there was, I am sure it would be the last exorcism he ever did!
I got a kid like that.. We cll him Chucky, let me know if the exorcism works out, this way I can give it a try on Chucky !!
Dani: Maybe Chucky just needs a pet. We could always see if the church is running a 2-for-1 special on exorcisms then you won't have to wait.
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