MBTA Groping Suspect: 'I Did It, And I Liked It'
Posted: 9:57 am EST November 3,2009
Updated 6;40 pm EST November 3, 2009
BOSTON: -- A man was arrested by Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority police and charged with assault in incidents on the Green Line. A Revere woman was on a Green Line trolley Monday night near Copley Station when she felt someone grab her buttocks. She turned to her friend and asked if she touched her, and heard a man say, "I did it. And I liked it," according to a police report. The woman told the man to stop, but he responded, "You will never see me again, so what does it matter? " Officers apprehended the man at Park Street Station. He was identified as William Carlyle, 52 of Boston.
So just when the gropee was about to deck her friend thinking she was the groper, this dude speaks up and admits he did it AND he liked it. At least he didn't say "I did it. And I didn't like it."
The groper was arrested and he'll get off with a slap on the butt, just like he did on the subway.
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11 comments:
I guess he thought Copley station meant he could "cop" a feel. Yeah, I know the pronunciation is different but it was worth a try.
That was really bad. I know. Sorry.
Yeah, right. Too bad they can't dump him in the drink.
That was ME he did it to, and I didn't like it.
Ha!
*smile*
Stop lying Loonie... if anyone groped you, you'd be all over them! ;)
Besides, I'm sure he meant it as a compliment. You know... one of those, you're so hot I couldn't help but grope you kinda things.
Of course the moron admitted to it, so that might count against him...
I think I shall begin carrying a surgical staple gun on the "T", as we call it. I will hang it on my whistle strap.
It should come in rather handy at inserting perforated lines into ungentlemanly genitalia, don't you think? And I can whistle a happy tune directly into the little darling's ear as he gropes himself.
Finally. An honest groper. uh...is that an oxymoron? Or maybe just moron. What a sick old geezer!
i read this post.
and i liked it.
and now you will never see me again.
RG: Copley is in fact pronounced "cop lee", so your "cop a feel" comment was right on the money! Congratulations! We'll make a Yankee out of you yet!
Quirky: LL's right. You go on subways LOOKING for gropers, you little Looney Tunes, you.
LL: Do the cows complain when you grope them?
Claire: Don't forget to make the perforated line a few millimeters below the crease.
Leeuna: I wonder if he'll be "cured" of his gropiness.
Nooter: GASP! If I leave you some Becker Bites, will you come back?
Deb, I am glad he admitted he liked it. I think that would be so sad to be groped by a groper and have him admit it sucked.
ive seen a few episodes of becker, wasnt impressed. now if you want to leave a few victoria stilwell soundbites i could be persuaded to visit.
Silly me, Deb, I thought all gropers were crease-free ('down there'). Thanks for educating me!
Ettarose: Yeah, I'd be bummed if he told me he didn't like it.
Nooter: Will Caesar do?
Claire: No problem! All the gropers I've known had creases. And wrinkles.
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