CLIPPINGS FROM THE FRIDGE: BAD HAIR DAY
>> Monday, March 8, 2010
Clippings From the Fridge is a weekly series found here every Monday, inspired by the Two Nuns, One Gun story. These are wacky true news stories straight from the insanity fringe of society.
Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ―A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.
Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats. When they were pulled over, Judy claimed to have been driving. The trooper noticed burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag, which disproved their story. The airbag in the steering wheel apparently did not deploy.
Three passengers – a man and two women – were treated for minor injuries.
Barnes had been driving with a suspended license, just a day after being convicted in an Upper Keys court of a DUI. She was sentenced to nine months of probation, and her license was revoked for five years.
Now, Barnes is being charged with reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving with no insurance, WFOR-TV reports. She could face a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation.
Judy was not charged in the crash.
This is beyond weird. She's driving with her ex-husband to meet her boyfriend. Like that in itself is not weird?
Apparently not weird enough.
She's shaving while driving with the ex, Chucky Judy, steering from the passenger seat.
Weird enough now?
Nope.
She rear-ends (how appropriate) a car, but keeps on driving. WTF? Didn't that hurt?
Apparently not enough 'cause she keeps driving, then switches seats with Chucky Judy so he can be the fall guy.
NOW is it weird enough?
Only when you look at her face. Maybe the agreement with the boyfriend is she shaves, he brings the paper bag to put over her head. I can't begin to rationalize where the ex-husband fits into this.
And I thought I had bad hair days.
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28 comments:
It's Florida. Doesn't that explain it?
Seriously, it has to be a true story. It's too crazy to be fake.....like her "blond" hair.
Now if she were on the way to the mall for a facial and had an accident, I might understand that.
That was a hilarious post! I can't even imagine this situation! lol
Life just keeps getting weirder. Her X must be a bigger dufus than she is. And Eww! Who would shave that area while sitting in a car.
um...
no, i just wont say anything
With a bint like that maybe the ex was wanting to make sure she reached the new guy, just to make sure she did not come back to hi again?
Yi-hikes! AND... was it an electric shaver or razor blade? Eeek, that could make for one vicious nick, ya know?
Eeek!
You're being too hard on them, Deb. She just wanted to look good for her boyfriend. And her ex NEEDED her to look good so they would marry and stop his alimony payments.
Ya gotta read between the lines.
The highway to the Keys must be a lot smoother than the pavement around here...
RG: Really? Florida is the new California? Didn't know that, but it explains a lot.
Eva: Just another blond wanna be with her head up her, uh, butt. Yeah. Up her butt.
Leeuna: I wonder why he's an ex. Sounds like a keeper to me.
Nooter: Your silence speaks volumes.
Adullamite: I had to look up "bint". Thank you for my the new addition to my vocabulary!
Quirky: The story is lacking lots of details, unfortunately. Wait. That would be "fortunately", wouldn't it? The logistics of it all....*shudder*. I'm thinking way too much about this.
Wirecutter: Ah, a man speaking from experience.
LL: I thought the same thing about Maine roads. Nothing but potholes. Guess it would be a DIY sex change on northern roads.
Ok let me get this, she's shaving herself. Her ex is holding the wheel and there's 3 passengers in the car? She needs an audience? I guess she'll get when if she's sent to jail from which to choose among as her new bitch. If she doesn't go to jail...that'll have been a close shave!
I love reading stories like this. They make my life seem so normal.
Nonamedufus: Nah, it's just her and her ex in the car. She hit a car with three people in it, as if that makes it any better!
Jen: That's why I like them too. My life is so boring, thankfully.
It's time's like this, when I read stories like this one, that I say to myself... I miss "Why I Love Maine"....
I always shave my bikini line when I'm driving. Saves a lot of time. Never hit anybody, though.
OMG, that story is crazy. She wanted to be "ready for the visit." Blahahahahhahahaahhaa. I love it!!!
TJ: I think you are the only one who misses WILM. I had the least readers on those days usually. Who'd have thunk it?!
P.S. Sorry for not commenting a lot in the last week. Was on vacation. Some much needed R&R. Reviewing the posts that I missed as we speak. Hope you'll stop by as well. Take care.
MikeWJ: Multitasking is a good thing!
CC: Now she's ready for her new cell mate. Ewww!
No apologies needed about lack of commenting. Look at my last two posts. What a slacker I've been. It's the IRS's fault.
Just when you think you've seen it all...you haven't. Thanks for the nightmares! :o)
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