GOD TAKES CARE OF HIS MISTAKES
>> Thursday, March 25, 2010
This....
...is why God invented this (the gun, not the redneck)...
That little furry bastard (the squirrel not the redneck) is hanging off my front window looking in my house attempting to kill this without touching her....
....because she is in Tasmanian Devil mode, spinning, whirling, spitting, and thisclose to imploding.
I leave all that and drive to work in this...
....park in the mud lot, greeted by this...
....which leaps on the windshield of my car meowing, then rubs itself all over the hood of my car leaving cat hair and paw prints sort of like this....
....which is why God invented this....
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I'm all for getting rid of squirrels. I wish I had a gun like that to shoot them, or a car like that to run them over. Little bastards have ruined my lawn.
Aww---how could you use that big old gun on that tiny critter?
I'm glad things are falling into place for you, Deb!
I thought you told me your heard thump-thump while driving to work the other day.
Oops.
I knew it wasn't chicken!!!!!
Lovely things squirrels. I think I will through some peanuts out to the ones round here. :)
Yummm. Sweet and sour cat. You should let NutJob go after that squirrel. It looks like he would get rid of it in a flash.
That is the best f*****g story I've ever read, Deb!!! Ooops! Sorry! I think I just channeled the VP there... good thing my microphone wasn't turned on... but now I'm hungry for Chinese... down here it's got seagull, not cat... oh well...
A little meow mein? I think I may have eaten that before...
And I do believe you could shoot a squirrel out of that gun with the right amount of powder.
Life is all about balance. Glad you...and the squirrel...found some.
Absolutely hilarious, Deb. You outdid yourself with this post.
Jen: I will send you the gun in the mail. Umm, wait. I'll send it via FedEx - they don't go postal. Yet.
Eva: I'll send you the video.
Reffie : Pure karma.
Mrsblogalot: The chewy texture is a dead giveaway.
Adullamite: Better get more peanuts 'cause I'm sending you all my squirrels.
Leeuna: NutJob HAS gone after that squirrel! Amazing how fast that dog can run on those little 1/2 Corgi legs. She stopped chasing it when it ran through the rhodos and she ran into them.
TJ: Seagulls are worse than cats. My car is their favorite target and I have the white drips to prove it.
LL: Ooo! Shoot the squirrel out of the gun? New game for NutJob! Squirrel Skeet!
"Pull!"
Nonamedufus: There is no balance as of yet, but I'm working on it: curare-dipped pellets.
Wirecutter: You thought I was being funny?
Hate squirrels. Hate cats. Hate vicious dogs.
Love that thing you drive to work. What is that, anyway? Beautiful machine.
Sorry I called your dog vicious. It was just protecting your house from the squirrel. Having had serious house-squirrel problems myself, I appreciate what your dog's doing. I was just sayin'.....
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